Total Medals Earned: 73 (From
9 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 785 Points
start the game
Defeated the easy difficulty level!
Defeated the hard difficulty level!
Start the game
You died!
Play this for one minute!
Score is 1000
Play the game. This one's a freebie, just for naming conventions.
Visit the ? screen. Here's some extra help: Remaining descriptions will be hints to unlock that medal (or complete nonsense if you didn't read this first).
Break a heart with minimal effort.
2 close friends.
Katana is just a punch but longer.
Laser is just a sword but longer.
Resembles an allen wrench, appropriately enough (not that I could be arsed doing an actual animatronic). Anyway, Tetris +1.
As I'm writing this, there are four days left in the game jam. Although that is probably enough time to do every six heart configuration, I'd rather give some actual hints instead of a load of Tetris +2s. Just do a rectangle for now and we'll see how it goes.
On second thought, just make it bigger. No, that's too big.
Didn't even touch you, cry baby.
Slap a rock on that ring.
Give them nothing, but take from them everything!
Uppercut is just a punch but vertical.
Looks like a ring post to me.
High-five the air. Follow the motion your hand makes. Stop complaining, there are only so many shapes you can make with 3 squares.
Draw the smallest gun.
They call me Hadouken because I'm down right fierce.
See last hint. Might need to get somebody who plays Street Fighter to help you.
This is wrestling, not boxing.
Tetris.
Tetris.
Tetris.
Make a leg. Also Tetris.
Make the other leg. Also Tetris.
Tetris.
Tetris.
Tetris.
Tetris.
Tetris.
Tetris.
Tetris (and yes, that is the worst possible name I could've given this one, thanks for noticing).
See previous SF ones... but also Tetris.
Tetris.
Tetris.
Aaaand Tetris.
Glad we're past that. Anyway, I couldn't think of anything better so Tetris +1.
This tribute will put a smile on Betty's face (if she ever smiled).
5 with 5
T for Tankmen. Could also be construed as a cock and balls which is equally relevant to that particular series.
Pac-Man
Bac-Man
Let's move teatime back a bit.
Let's move teatime forward.
Screw teatime.
Building bridges.
Plus size.
Make a boomerang. Do it for all four orientations to save me writing hints for the rest.
ZZZ
Kind of looks like a hockey stick. I think you get the idea by now, hints will continue later.
Also looks like a golf club, I suppose.
Tetris +1
Tetris +1
Complete the antennae for the other birthday boy. Never mind, Tetris +1.
Tetris +1
Kind of looks like a meat cleaver. Whatever, Tetris +1.
Kind of looks like an anvil. Whatever, Tetris +1.
Kind of looks like a bomb. Whatever, Tetris +1.
Kind of looks like a knife. Like if you break the top off the blade. Alright, I'll stop now, Tetris +1.
Tetris +1
Tetris +1
Tetris +1
Tetris +1
Tetris+1 (also resembles a nightstick)
Tetris +1
Tetris +1
HYPER COMBO FINISH!! I mean Tetris +1.
Tetris +1
Rotate the rectangle.
♪ (music note if that doesn't display for whatever reason)
Flip it. (Ring bell goes ding so still works.)
Looks like a worm. No, not just a regular one.
Or just flip the music note again.
The appropriate symbol didn't fit so we had to rotate it.
Same again but exactly the opposite.
Clue's in the name.
Flip it.
Make a landmine.
Flip it.
Draw a heart. No, not that kind. Keep going, one will appear eventually.
Flip it.
...and again.
Once more.
Make Mjölnir.
Flip it.
Ring
Flip it (guess it didn't work out).
Dig a grave.
Flip it. While disrespectful, it kind of makes sense if you think about it. Also looks like a wee man with a big head, again, fittingly enough.
Boil an egg.
Reminds me of an AT-AT appropriately enough.
Also looks like a robot dog, appropriately enough. Although, I suppose that's what it is.
Building bigger bridges.
Bigger box.
Wider smile.
Break rule established by all previous medals when aiming 4 this one.
Hope that doesn't bother you, snowflake. (actually looks more like my ex)
Elsa and now Spider-Man. We're on that part of the web again.
There is one more way to kill a man, but it is as intricate and precise as a well-played game of chess.
Hit five hearts without activating any of the previous moves.
Hit four hearts without activating any of the previous moves. Great one to end on. You can see where I was going with this but medals have now maxed out so that's all, folks.
Get 3 stars at Burn's Golf Course
Kill each member of the Flanders super fast!
Kill everyone in springfield
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Get 3 stars at the beginning
Get 3 stars on Kodo's ship
Get 3 stars at Frink's Lab
Get 3 stars at the Park with Quimby
Get 3 stars at the Alley with Snake
Get 3 stars on Bible Blasters
Get 3 stars at the Alley with Moleman
Get 3 stars at the Sea Captain's Shop
Get 3 stars at the Pettigrew's Shop
Get 3 stars on the Bridge to Springfield
Get 3 stars on Larry the Looter
Get 3 stars at the Park with Otto
Get 3 stars at Jabediah Springfield
Get 3 stars at Seymour's House
Get 3 stars at the playground with Ralph
Get 3 stars at the Park with Fat Tony
Get 3 stars at Springfield Zoo
Get 3 stars on Hockey Dad
Get 3 stars at Moe's Tavern - Roof
Get 3 stars at Moe's Tavern
Get 3 stars at Apu's Kwik-E-Mart
Get 3 stars at The Simpsons' House
Get 3 stars inside The Simpsons' House
Get 3 stars at Smithers' Castle
Get 3 stars against Devil Flanders
Get a 3 hit combo on Todd's body
Kill Sideshow Bob
Don't kill your family members
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Get a highscore on the Leaderboards
Play the game 3 times in one session!
Survive for a total of 60 seconds in a single run
Survive for a total of 5 minutes in a single run
Survive for a total of 10 minutes in a single run
Survive for a total of 15 minutes in a single run
Survive for a total of 20 minutes in a single run
Survive for a total of 25 minutes in a single run
Survive for a total of 30 minutes in a single run
Kill 400 Ringer Enemies
Kill 300 Speeder Enemies
Kill 300 Wall Enemies
Kill 200 Orbiter Enemies
Kill 150 Bomb Enemies
Kill 100 Mother Enemies
Kill 300 Pellet Enemies
Kill 300 Brick Enemies
Kill 200 Blocker Enemies
Kill 150 Bringer Enemies
Purchase the Tough Luck Upgrade
Purchase the Reassurance Upgrade
Purchase the Protection Upgrade
Purchase the Air Control Upgrade
Purchase the Cumbersome Upgrade
Purchase the Split Upgrade
Purchase the Lazy Devs Upgrade
Purchase the Overwhelming Force Upgrade
Purchase the Turnip Seeds Upgrade
Purchase the Swarm Intelligence Upgrade
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Run out of ammo and die.
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Start the game, as usually.
Get on a collision with a star.
Beat level 1!
Beat level 2!
Beat level 3!
Beat level 4!
Beat level 5!
Beat level 6!
Beat level 7!
Beat level 8!
Beat level 9!
Beat level 10!
Beat level 11!
Beat level 12!
Beat level 13!
Beat level 14!
Beat level 15!
Beat level 16!
Beat level 17!
Beat level 18!
Beat level 19!
Beat level 20!
Beat level 21!
Beat level 22!
Beat level 23, and also finish the game!
Beated level 1!
Beated level 2!
Beated level 3!
Beated level 4!
Beated level 5!
Beated level 6!
Beated level 7!
Beated level 8!
Beated level 9!
Beated level 10!
