J3seyes's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 73 (From 9 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 785 Points

Among Us BALL AVOIDER

Medals Earned: 3/3 (25/25 points)

sussy amogus 5 Points

start the game

Easy level! 10 Points

Defeated the easy difficulty level!

Hard level! 10 Points

Defeated the hard difficulty level!

BASED AVOIDER

Medals Earned: 4/4 (30/30 points)

Start the game 5 Points

Start the game

You died! 5 Points

You died!

Play this for one minute! 10 Points

Play this for one minute!

Score is 1000 10 Points

Score is 1000

E-motion control-ercoaster

Medals Earned: 12/100 (60/500 points)

Stepford 5 Points

Play the game. This one's a freebie, just for naming conventions.

Helpford 5 Points

Visit the ? screen. Here's some extra help: Remaining descriptions will be hints to unlock that medal (or complete nonsense if you didn't read this first).

Stepoke 5 Points

Break a heart with minimal effort.

Stepunch 5 Points

2 close friends.

Stepsword 5 Points

Katana is just a punch but longer.

Straygun 5 Points

Laser is just a sword but longer.

Stepfnaf 5 Points

Resembles an allen wrench, appropriately enough (not that I could be arsed doing an actual animatronic). Anyway, Tetris +1.

Slaymord 5 Points

As I'm writing this, there are four days left in the game jam. Although that is probably enough time to do every six heart configuration, I'd rather give some actual hints instead of a load of Tetris +2s. Just do a rectangle for now and we'll see how it goes.

Stepfort Downey Jr. 5 Points

On second thought, just make it bigger. No, that's too big.

Stareford 5 Points

Didn't even touch you, cry baby.

Stedding 5 Points

Slap a rock on that ring.

Book of Stevelation 5 Points

Give them nothing, but take from them everything!

Steppercut 5 Points

Uppercut is just a punch but vertical.

Stelbow Drop 5 Points

Looks like a ring post to me.

Slapford 5 Points

High-five the air. Follow the motion your hand makes. Stop complaining, there are only so many shapes you can make with 3 squares.

Shootford 5 Points

Draw the smallest gun.

Fordball 5 Points

They call me Hadouken because I'm down right fierce.

Tatsumaki Stepukyaku 5 Points

See last hint. Might need to get somebody who plays Street Fighter to help you.

Stepfordriver 5 Points

This is wrestling, not boxing.

Shotgun Shellford 5 Points

Tetris.

Soccerford 5 Points

Tetris.

Splitford 5 Points

Tetris.

Stompford 5 Points

Make a leg. Also Tetris.

Step(on me, mommy)ford 5 Points

Make the other leg. Also Tetris.

Stepfobotomy 5 Points

Tetris.

Timbord 5 Points

Tetris.

Sparford 5 Points

Tetris.

Stepfast 5 Points

Tetris.

Stario 5 Points

Tetris.

Stepfornado 5 Points

Tetris.

Smega Buster 5 Points

Tetris (and yes, that is the worst possible name I could've given this one, thanks for noticing).

Stepforyuken 5 Points

See previous SF ones... but also Tetris.

Scorpford 5 Points

Tetris.

Stelectrord 5 Points

Tetris.

Steppy Claws 5 Points

Aaaand Tetris.

Ford You 5 Points

Glad we're past that. Anyway, I couldn't think of anything better so Tetris +1.

Steppy T. Baseball Cat 5 Points

This tribute will put a smile on Betty's face (if she ever smiled).

Superford 5 Points

5 with 5

Sargeford 5 Points

T for Tankmen. Could also be construed as a cock and balls which is equally relevant to that particular series.

Stepvord 5 Points

Pac-Man

Steathead 5 Points

Bac-Man

Stepfordmc 5 Points

Let's move teatime back a bit.

Stepfordonkeypunch 5 Points

Let's move teatime forward.

Screwford 5 Points

Screw teatime.

Stelefrag 5 Points

Building bridges.

One giant Stepford, man 5 Points

Plus size.

Stepforang 5 Points

Make a boomerang. Do it for all four orientations to save me writing hints for the rest.

Sleepford 5 Points

ZZZ

Stepfockey 5 Points

Kind of looks like a hockey stick. I think you get the idea by now, hints will continue later.

Stepfore 5 Points

Also looks like a golf club, I suppose.

Stepfnf 5 Points

Tetris +1

Stevada 5 Points

Tetris +1

Stehemoth 5 Points

Complete the antennae for the other birthday boy. Never mind, Tetris +1.

Smoochford 5 Points

Tetris +1

Cheford 5 Points

Kind of looks like a meat cleaver. Whatever, Tetris +1.

Stat's All Fords 5 Points

Kind of looks like an anvil. Whatever, Tetris +1.

Stepbomd 5 Points

Kind of looks like a bomb. Whatever, Tetris +1.

Disarmd 5 Points

Kind of looks like a knife. Like if you break the top off the blade. Alright, I'll stop now, Tetris +1.

Skupord 5 Points

Tetris +1

Stfu 5 Points

Tetris +1

Stogieford 5 Points

Tetris +1

Sockford 5 Points

Tetris +1

Sbeerford 5 Points

Tetris+1 (also resembles a nightstick)

Stepforpg 5 Points

Tetris +1

Stedi 5 Points

Tetris +1

Stepforvel vs Capcom 2: New Age of Heroes 5 Points

HYPER COMBO FINISH!! I mean Tetris +1.

Castle Crashord 5 Points

Tetris +1

Steprobe 5 Points

Rotate the rectangle.

Screamford 5 Points

♪ (music note if that doesn't display for whatever reason)

Stepfohn Cena 5 Points

Flip it. (Ring bell goes ding so still works.)

Stepformageddon 5 Points

Looks like a worm. No, not just a regular one.

Stepfoh dear 5 Points

Or just flip the music note again.

Holy Shtepford 5 Points

The appropriate symbol didn't fit so we had to rotate it.

Hellford 5 Points

Same again but exactly the opposite.

Stairford 5 Points

Clue's in the name.

Steppy Krueger 5 Points

Flip it.

Step on a landmine 5 Points

Make a landmine.

Stepfong Lao 5 Points

Flip it.

Heartford (Connecticut) 5 Points

Draw a heart. No, not that kind. Keep going, one will appear eventually.

Holey Shtepford 5 Points

Flip it.

Step 1000 Fords 5 Points

...and again.

Stepball 5 Points

Once more.

Stepthord 5 Points

Make Mjölnir.

Stepthor 2: The Dark World (everyone's favorite) 5 Points

Flip it.

Stepmara Forgan 5 Points

Ring

Stepflation 5 Points

Flip it (guess it didn't work out).

Deaford 5 Points

Dig a grave.

Stabality 5 Points

Flip it. While disrespectful, it kind of makes sense if you think about it. Also looks like a wee man with a big head, again, fittingly enough.

Stepfowl 5 Points

Boil an egg.

Siford 5 Points

Reminds me of an AT-AT appropriately enough.

Robord 5 Points

Also looks like a robot dog, appropriately enough. Although, I suppose that's what it is.

Stelestial 5 Points

Building bigger bridges.

Stilt-a-whirl Backbreaker 5 Points

Bigger box.

Smilepford 5 Points

Wider smile.

Sniperd 5 Points

Break rule established by all previous medals when aiming 4 this one.

Stet It Fo 5 Points

Hope that doesn't bother you, snowflake. (actually looks more like my ex)

Spazzors 5 Points

Elsa and now Spider-Man. We're on that part of the web again.

Stwiss Cheeseord 5 Points

There is one more way to kill a man, but it is as intricate and precise as a well-played game of chess.

5tepford Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique 5 Points

Hit five hearts without activating any of the previous moves.

Steiko from Mortal Kombat Fourd 5 Points

Hit four hearts without activating any of the previous moves. Great one to end on. You can see where I was going with this but medals have now maxed out so that's all, folks.

Flanders Killer 8

Medals Earned: 4/35 (50/465 points)

Burn's Golf Course 10 Points

Get 3 stars at Burn's Golf Course

Quad Killer 10 Points

Kill each member of the Flanders super fast!

Mass Muderer 25 Points

Kill everyone in springfield

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Beginning 10 Points

Get 3 stars at the beginning

Kodo's ship 10 Points

Get 3 stars on Kodo's ship

Frink's lab 10 Points

Get 3 stars at Frink's Lab

Park with Quimby 10 Points

Get 3 stars at the Park with Quimby

Alley with Snake 10 Points

Get 3 stars at the Alley with Snake

Bonus: Bible Blasters 25 Points

Get 3 stars on Bible Blasters

Alley with Moleman 10 Points

Get 3 stars at the Alley with Moleman

Sea Captain's Shop 10 Points

Get 3 stars at the Sea Captain's Shop

Pettigrew's Shop 10 Points

Get 3 stars at the Pettigrew's Shop

Bridge to Springfield 10 Points

Get 3 stars on the Bridge to Springfield

Bonus: Larry the Looter 25 Points

Get 3 stars on Larry the Looter

Park with Otto 10 Points

Get 3 stars at the Park with Otto

Jabediah Springfield 10 Points

Get 3 stars at Jabediah Springfield

Seymour's House 10 Points

Get 3 stars at Seymour's House

Playground with Ralph 10 Points

Get 3 stars at the playground with Ralph

Park with Fat Tony 10 Points

Get 3 stars at the Park with Fat Tony

Springfield Zoo 10 Points

Get 3 stars at Springfield Zoo

Bonus: Hockey Dad 25 Points

Get 3 stars on Hockey Dad

Moe's Tavern - Roof 10 Points

Get 3 stars at Moe's Tavern - Roof

Moe's Tavern 10 Points

Get 3 stars at Moe's Tavern

Apu's Kwik-E-Mart 10 Points

Get 3 stars at Apu's Kwik-E-Mart

Simpsons' House 10 Points

Get 3 stars at The Simpsons' House

Simpsons' House - Inside 10 Points

Get 3 stars inside The Simpsons' House

Smithers' Castle 10 Points

Get 3 stars at Smithers' Castle

Devil Flanders 25 Points

Get 3 stars against Devil Flanders

Todd's Combo 10 Points

Get a 3 hit combo on Todd's body

Kill Bob 25 Points

Kill Sideshow Bob

Family Matters 25 Points

Don't kill your family members

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Lead Killer 10 Points

Get a highscore on the Leaderboards

Brutal Killer 25 Points

Play the game 3 times in one session!

Half Hour Hexagon

Medals Earned: 1/28 (5/475 points)

Big Range 5 Points

Survive for a total of 60 seconds in a single run

Ice Bubble 5 Points

Survive for a total of 5 minutes in a single run

Orbital Andy 10 Points

Survive for a total of 10 minutes in a single run

Fire Rate 10 Points

Survive for a total of 15 minutes in a single run

Snapshot 25 Points

Survive for a total of 20 minutes in a single run

Radial Death 25 Points

Survive for a total of 25 minutes in a single run

Lightning Burst 50 Points

Survive for a total of 30 minutes in a single run

Crit Chance 10 Points

Kill 400 Ringer Enemies

Damage Pool 10 Points

Kill 300 Speeder Enemies

Damage Up 10 Points

Kill 300 Wall Enemies

Pinpoint 10 Points

Kill 200 Orbiter Enemies

Thorns 25 Points

Kill 150 Bomb Enemies

Plus One 50 Points

Kill 100 Mother Enemies

Shotgun 10 Points

Kill 300 Pellet Enemies

Attractor 10 Points

Kill 300 Brick Enemies

Rapid 10 Points

Kill 200 Blocker Enemies

Boomerang 25 Points

Kill 150 Bringer Enemies

Tough Luck 10 Points

Purchase the Tough Luck Upgrade

Reassurance 10 Points

Purchase the Reassurance Upgrade

Protection 10 Points

Purchase the Protection Upgrade

Air Control 10 Points

Purchase the Air Control Upgrade

Cumbersome 10 Points

Purchase the Cumbersome Upgrade

Split 25 Points

Purchase the Split Upgrade

Lazy Devs 25 Points

Purchase the Lazy Devs Upgrade

Overwhelming Force 25 Points

Purchase the Overwhelming Force Upgrade

Turnip Seeds 25 Points

Purchase the Turnip Seeds Upgrade

Swarm Intelligence 25 Points

Purchase the Swarm Intelligence Upgrade

PICO VS BEAR DX

Medals Earned: 7/11 (75/325 points)

Declined 5 Points

Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.

Extra Brutal 10 Points

The uh, safety was off there.

Bruckheimer 10 Points

Make a big explosion!

Pacifist Route 25 Points

Complete the Pacifist Route.

Ant Smoosher 10 Points

If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.

No More Bang Bang? 10 Points

Run out of ammo and die.

Censorsh*t 5 Points

Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.

Save the Day 50 Points

To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.

Save the Day II 100 Points

Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.

Finding the References 50 Points

2 Left Thumbs would be proud.

Good Touch 50 Points

You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.

Pico's School

Medals Earned: 7/7 (260/260 points)

Save the Day 100 Points

Well aren't you a fucking hero?!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Pico's School Dressup

Medals Earned: 2/2 (10/10 points)

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

StarBall goes to Nowhereland

Medals Earned: 25/25 (190/190 points)

Hello World! 5 Points

Start the game, as usually.

Star Struck 5 Points

Get on a collision with a star.

001 5 Points

Beat level 1!

002 5 Points

Beat level 2!

003 5 Points

Beat level 3!

004 5 Points

Beat level 4!

005 5 Points

Beat level 5!

006 5 Points

Beat level 6!

007 5 Points

Beat level 7!

008 5 Points

Beat level 8!

009 5 Points

Beat level 9!

010 5 Points

Beat level 10!

011 5 Points

Beat level 11!

012 5 Points

Beat level 12!

013 5 Points

Beat level 13!

014 5 Points

Beat level 14!

015 5 Points

Beat level 15!

016 5 Points

Beat level 16!

017 10 Points

Beat level 17!

018 10 Points

Beat level 18!

019 10 Points

Beat level 19!

020 10 Points

Beat level 20!

021 10 Points

Beat level 21!

022 25 Points

Beat level 22!

023 25 Points

Beat level 23, and also finish the game!

Walter White: THE GAME

Medals Earned: 10/10 (90/90 points)

001 5 Points

Beated level 1!

002 5 Points

Beated level 2!

003 5 Points

Beated level 3!

004 5 Points

Beated level 4!

005 5 Points

Beated level 5!

006 10 Points

Beated level 6!

007 10 Points

Beated level 7!

008 10 Points

Beated level 8!

009 10 Points

Beated level 9!

010 25 Points

Beated level 10!

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